April 2013
9 posts
March 2013
31 posts
i wish people followed me for my blog not my perfect ass
wvnderbar:
that murder victim was totally asking for it, walking around with their vital organs all vulnerable
what i learned from school
im a fucking piece of shit
everybody else is also a fucking piece of shit
mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
resistables:
mikewaters:
if no one comes from the future to stop you from doing it than how bad of a decision can it really be
#new life motto
i think this will be my graduation quote
indianchiefkeef:
im starting a tattoo shop called monsters ink
kyles-hetalian-test-tubicles:
kyles-hetalian-test-tubicles:
artiesmartiepants:
I’m hungry ;__;
eat my child
And thus the importance of commas arises.
cabbage-patch-adults:
Tumblr’s like this weird alternate universe where young girls drive around around in white vans obsessively stalking forty year old men.
ifyoucarryonthisway:
school dress codes actually make me so mad its 90 degrees and this school has no air conditioning and i cant wear a tank top because boys might get distracted
by my shoulders
man if u cant control your boner over my upper arms thats your own damn problem my nigga
yeeitsanna:
radioactivepapertowns:
dragonflycup:
wifelife:
Girls, when you’re feeling sad, just remember:
a vagina can go back to it’s original size after taking something 20x its size
a penis will end up looking like an empty potato sack that’s been run over quite a lot if it does
you can do this girl
be as resilient as your vagina
shine bright like a ‘gina
what did I just read
...
coral-floral:
blazeberg:
Does anyone else have problems distinguishing dreams from things that actually happened like sometimes I’ll have a memory of something but I literally have no idea if it happened in real life or a dream
THIS IS LEGIT LIKE FUKCING SERIOUSLY
catswithbenefits:
volleyball is just a more intense version of “don’t let the balloon touch the floor
February 2013
66 posts