watchtheskytonight: rachelovesklaine: ...
i wish people followed me for my blog not my perfect ass
wvnderbar: that murder victim was totally asking for it, walking around with their vital organs all vulnerable
what i learned from school im a fucking piece of shit everybody else is also a fucking piece of shit mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
resistables: mikewaters: if no one comes from the future to stop you from doing it than how bad of a decision can it really be #new life motto i think this will be my graduation quote
indianchiefkeef: im starting a tattoo shop called monsters ink
kyles-hetalian-test-tubicles: kyles-hetalian-test-tubicles: artiesmartiepants: I’m hungry ;__; eat my child And thus the importance of commas arises.
hellfirehotchkiss: thebinarybinary: i dont...
cabbage-patch-adults: Tumblr’s like this weird alternate universe where young girls drive around around in white vans obsessively stalking forty year old men.
ifyoucarryonthisway: school dress codes actually make me so mad its 90 degrees and this school has no air conditioning and i cant wear a tank top because boys might get distracted by my shoulders man if u cant control your boner over my upper arms thats your own damn problem my nigga
yeeitsanna: radioactivepapertowns: dragonflycup: wifelife: Girls, when you’re feeling sad, just remember: a vagina can go back to it’s original size after taking something 20x its size a penis will end up looking like an empty potato sack that’s been run over quite a lot if it does you can do this girl be as resilient as your vagina shine bright like a ‘gina what did I just read ...
coral-floral: blazeberg: Does anyone else have problems distinguishing dreams from things that actually happened like sometimes I’ll have a memory of something but I literally have no idea if it happened in real life or a dream THIS IS LEGIT LIKE FUKCING SERIOUSLY
catswithbenefits: volleyball is just a more intense version of “don’t let the balloon touch the floor